The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Metcalf tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
85%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Metcalf drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.