The Butter-Finger Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Metcalf gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
92%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Metcalf drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.