The Inch-Short Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Metcalf scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.