The Sunday Night Fade Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Metcalf tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Metcalf's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.