The Phantom Holding Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Metcalf gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
87%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Metcalf, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.