The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Metcalf drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
75%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Metcalf drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.