The Dropped Pass Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Metcalf's stadium. Only over Metcalf.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Metcalf scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.