The Snap Count Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Metcalf's stadium. Only over Metcalf.
- Metcalf's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Metcalf was due a breakout.
92%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Metcalf, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.