The Snap Count Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Metcalf's stadium. Only over Metcalf.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Metcalf drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
90%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Metcalf drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.