The Hamstring Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
- Metcalf will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Metcalf's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.