The Shadow Coverage Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Metcalf gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
92%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Metcalf drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.