The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Metcalf's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
83%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Metcalf drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.