The Butter-Finger Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Metcalf scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Metcalf, Metcalf, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.