The Sunday Night Fade Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Metcalf is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Metcalf scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.