The Sunday Night Fade Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Metcalf's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.