The Snap Count Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The QB looks at Metcalf exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
74%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Browns fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Metcalf, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.