The Dropped Pass Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- The broadcast shows Metcalf on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Metcalf's stadium. Only over Metcalf.
85%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
Metcalf, Metcalf, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.