The Inch-Short Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Metcalf was due a breakout.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Metcalf's stadium. Only over Metcalf.
75%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Metcalf's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.