The Phantom Flag Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Metcalf's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Metcalf was due a breakout.
83%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Metcalf, Metcalf, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.