The Shadow Coverage Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Metcalf will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
79%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Metcalf, Metcalf, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.