The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Metcalf's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.