The Mystery Tweak Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The QB looks at Metcalf exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
92%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Metcalf, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.