The Snap Count Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Metcalf is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Metcalf's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.