The Phantom Flag Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Metcalf will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Metcalf's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.