The Snap Count Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Ref: "Number Metcalf, that's a flag." Metcalf: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Metcalf does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
79%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Metcalf scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.