The Late Scratch Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- The QB looks at Metcalf exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Metcalf gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
72%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Metcalf, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.