The Inch-Short Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The QB looks at Metcalf exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
77%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Metcalf, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.