The Shadow Coverage Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Ref: "Number Metcalf, that's a flag." Metcalf: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Metcalf will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
74%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Metcalf, Metcalf, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.