The Sunday Night Fade Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Metcalf runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
74%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Metcalf scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.