The Phantom Holding Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Metcalf's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.