The Dropped Pass Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Metcalf's stadium. Only over Metcalf.
- Metcalf tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
72%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Metcalf, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.