The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
- Metcalf is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
87%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Metcalf, Metcalf, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.