The Inch-Short Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Metcalf drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.