The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Metcalf is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Metcalf drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.