The Shadow Coverage Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Metcalf was due a breakout.
- Metcalf gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
86%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Metcalf's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.