The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Metcalf is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
83%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Metcalf, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.