The Inch-Short Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ref: "Number Metcalf, that's a flag." Metcalf: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Metcalf, Metcalf, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.