The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Metcalf's stadium. Only over Metcalf.
- Metcalf sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Metcalf, Metcalf, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.