The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Metcalf was due a breakout.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Metcalf is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
75%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Metcalf's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.