The Sunday Night Fade Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Metcalf's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Metcalf was due a breakout.
91%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Metcalf's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.