The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Metcalf scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
74%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Metcalf drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.