The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Ref: "Number Metcalf, that's a flag." Metcalf: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Metcalf gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Metcalf scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.