The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Ref: "Number Metcalf, that's a flag." Metcalf: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Metcalf gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
74%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Metcalf's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.