The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- The broadcast shows Metcalf on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Metcalf, Metcalf, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.