The Shadow Coverage Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“The broadcast shows Metcalf on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Metcalf will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Metcalf's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.