The Shadow Coverage Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Metcalf will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
82%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Metcalf's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.