The Inch-Short Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows Metcalf on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Metcalf drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.