The Butter-Finger Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The broadcast shows Metcalf on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Metcalf drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.