The Snap Count Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Metcalf is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Metcalf's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.