The Phantom Holding Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Metcalf's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Metcalf gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
74%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Metcalf scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.